Funny Situations We All Deal With =P

Ok so heres a few situations ive realized that a re kidna funny that we all experience (I believe)

Have you ever just been bored or doing something or either, and you notice you have a scratch or a cut and even if its bleeding you never remember getting it?

Somtimes youll be walking down a hall or in a store and you and someone else almost walk into each other and you both try to juke each other and go the same way and you keep going the same way and it turns out to be really embarrassing cause its taking a little long

Whenever your really hungry and theres nothing in the fridge and you keep going and looking in the fridge even though you know the same stuff is there or if your looking for something you lost youll always look in the same spot you thought you left it even though you checked it like 19 times

Ever been in school or somewhere public and your getting tired and your body flinchs to try to wake you up and everyones notices (mainly acuse my flinches are like crazy bad lol)

whats some of the things you guys notice that we all do thats a little funny ?

waking to my llocker...upstairs at school...then tripping up stairs while peoplewere watching...
funny though lol

lmao ive been doing the fridge thing all day.
I wake up open the fridge and no food
turn on the tv back to the fridge no food
watch tv for a while turn on ps3 back to the fridge and no food again
play some fifa and killzone get up open fridge no food i decide to serve a glass of water.
I dont why but i always do this and theres still no food.