Need a little help.

Nooblit Soul Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-01-25

I am 14 years old and am currently 5'6" and 68 KG. Today is Monday and I am seeing my girlfriend on Sunday for the first time in seven months (She went on a big holiday) and I want to quickly lose weight to surprise her. I am not exactly 'fat fat', but I have a bit of a gut and a slight double chin in some head positions. Is there anyway I can QUICKLY cut down and become slim? Since Saturday, I have been on my treadmill at 'Weight Loss' setting for sixty minutes a day. I do not care of the after effects (Aslong as it does not kill me) but I do not want to buy any products. If I starve myself (By not eating anything for a week), will I be slim by Sunday? After I am slim, I will no longer continue to starve myself and exercise twice as much. Please no 'impossible' comments because I really really like her. Neutral

Elite Soul Posts : 128 Join date : 2009-01-12 Age : 29

well you can get a bottle of 2 litre pop and spit in it
my friend did that so he would be in light weight class for wrestling
dont drink as much and dont eat as much thats what he did and lost about 5 pounds maybe im not sure lol

Subject: Re: Need a little help. Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:24 pm

Drink alot of water, if you eat less then you will end up gaining twice as much when its all over with. I will say its impossible but if you really don't care that much about the consequences and your willing to starve yourself, I'd rather just do a detox. Drink Lipton green tea (citrus), alot of water, and eat fruit and vegetables raw, yogurt for breakfast, and keep eating and drinking this all day and that will just about do it. Alot of berries, clean your room really good and take a bath with sea salts and that will clean the toxins out of your body. Within the day you'll know its working(especially if you have the Green tea) and so will everyone else you live with.

This shouldn't be done unless you see a doctor so they can tell you what exactly you should do, but if your willing to starve I'd rather you do this..........does the body more help and it will help keep your metabolism up so when its over you don't gain as much but when you deny your body you'll pay. If you starve I promise you you'll have the worst stomach pain of your life and you can get an ulcer from it but your life your pain!

Subject: Re: Need a little help. Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:08 pm

if you really want to loose weight fast. And i mean fast.

Eat nothing but cottage cheese for 3 days.

I will not be held responsible for any after affect including death

Subject: Re: Need a little help. Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:10 pm

thelovedoctor wrote:: if you really want to loose weight fast. And i mean fast.

Eat nothing but cottage cheese for 3 days.

I will not be held responsible for any after affect including death

what will the cheese do?

Subject: Re: Need a little help. Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:09 pm

dont ask just dont ask.......ooh my stomach

Elite Soul Posts : 128 Join date : 2009-01-12 Age : 29

Little_SOUL-1914 wrote:

thelovedoctor wrote:: if you really want to loose weight fast. And i mean fast.

Eat nothing but cottage cheese for 3 days.

I will not be held responsible for any after affect including death

what will the cheese do?

...youve never eatin alot of cheese have you?
...lets just say... you cant make chocolate

Subject: Re: Need a little help. Sat May 16, 2009 2:36 pm

this is old now, and he already seen his girlfriend. But yeah, the cheese will make you crap a lot, but cottage cheese will also absorb a lot of water and nutrients

Nooblit Soul Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-01-25

Just thought i'd update this. I lost 20 kg since this was first posted.

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